Tsuchigomori

tsuchigomori the girlboss

Info

Relationship. Their relationship with you /p

Synopsis is the only one that works. better change that

COME AND GET YALLS JUICE

“	That is a child.	”
— Tsuchigomori to Nene, Chapter 14, Volume 3

Tsuchigomori土籠
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Name	Tsuchigomori the Tumblr Sexyman
Japanese	土籠
Alias(es)	Tsuchigomori-sensei (土籠先生) School Mystery Number 5/Number 5 (五番) Tsuchigomori of the 4PM Bookstacks (十六時の書庫の土籠) Spider-face (蜘蛛野郎) (Kou) Gloomy Spider (Yako) big daddy james /j
Age	hes. hes a gilf. hes a gilf omfg
Gender	HES AN AMAB HE/THEY/IT AGENDER YOU CAN RIP THIS OUT OF MY HANDS YOU WONT EVER
Race	Supernatural tsuchigomori was in supernatural canon???? 😳😳😳
Height	taller than yo dumb ass. short ass mf. go take a shower. /j this is coming from someone whos 5'2
Relations
Occupation	Teacher (disguise) 5th Mystery Representative being a tumblr sexyman minus capitalism
Affiliation	Seven Mysteries Tumblr Sexyman but without capitilisim
Relative(s)	A VERY EXCELLENT MOTHER AND FATHER MAYBE EVEN A FEW SILBINGSHES A FAMILY MAN
Status
Status	oh my fucking god. hes immortal. he aint disconnectefd hes a fucking spirit you motherfucker
Cause of Death	being cooler than you
Media
Debut	Manga: Chapter 11 Spin-off: Chapter 2 Anime: Episode 1 Our hearts: forever
Voice Actor(s)	JP: Tsuda Kenjirō EN: Ian Sinclair
Musical	Asato Yuuya

Tsuchigomori (土籠) is a science teacher at Kamome Academy. He is secretly a Supernatural, representing and curating the academy's 5th School Wonder, the 4PM Bookstacks. He is also Kou's current homeroom teacher. Also a tumblr sexyman.

Appearance

Tsuchigomori is a tall, lanky man. He has spiky black hair with long white fringes and purple eyes.

When he disguises himself as a human, he looks almost indistinguishable from any regular person. In his true Supernatural form, he has noticeably sharper features such as sharp ears, claw-like hands and shark-like teeth; he also has four additional limbs protruding from his lower back.

He wears a white coat with a purple sweater underneath and golden eyeglasses.

In 1969, he is shown to have entirely black hair and doesn't wear glasses. His sweater is also replaced with a dress shirt.

Everyone in the comments of this wiki page, for some reason, seems to be simping for him. Calm down. Go get some water. Touch a bit of grass maybe /s /lh.

Gallery

Tsuchigomori looking at his comment section

Personality

While Tsuchigomori seems like a normal, caring and somewhat meek teacher in his human disguise, he is actually sarcastic, mischievous and quite short-tempered. He's also shown to be quite sadistic, having fun with threatening and scaring Nene and Kou ― although he quickly stops after a light warning from Hanako.

Although he is a teacher, he is shown to dislike children because of their noisy attitudes. Tsuchigomori also has an odd sense of humor and likes to joke around, such as saying that he likes to eat human children, only to be met with terrified looks in response.

Despite him claiming that he only pretends to care about his students, he has been shown to actually genuinely care about them on various occasions.

When asked why he makes his teacher persona so different than his actual personality as a supernatural, he answers that it's simply because he feels like it.

he is also a tumblr sexyman, if you take away the capitilisim.

Abilities

Overall Abilities

As the curator of the 4PM Bookstacks, he has access to the entire body of knowledge surrounding the school, along with the present, past, and future. He seems to know everything about every student that has ever attended the school.

Even after his yorishiro and boundary were broken, his powers still allow him ways to retrieve the books in the library.

He mentions that because of his position, it's possible for him to alter the future, but he does not plan to do so because any curator who does will be erased from existence.

he can make people thirst after him even if its their first time watching. he got all them bitches.

Trivia

• His favorite snack is bekko candy. and the souls of the innocent. and two bagels. yes two bagels.
• His latest concern is how hard it is to live a double life as a teacher and a Supernatural.
• His name is a reference to the yōkai Tsuchigumo/Earth Spider (土蜘蛛) but with the phonetic 'go' (five) substituted in as a nod to his school mystery number.
• He hates loud noises, so he doesn't take too well to lightning. The same can be said for his fear of cars, noting them for their fast speed.
• His favorite festival stall is yo-yo fishing. Also dancing you cant convince me otherwise
• everyone goes awooga awooga when they look at him. Can't blame them